How to Be the Best (Internet) Writer in the World
Horrible, horrible tips from an unqualified expert on how to dominate the online writing world.
Are Mary Sues the true cause of global warming?
How many uncomfortable phallic euphemisms can I invent?
What is fridging?
Why do we need people of color in make believe fantasy stories anyways?
Can you write slash and be homophobic?
Will the author ever move out of their mother's basement?
Always wanted to be the one to write that cheap story with a million hits?
Well ha, the all-knowing author shall teach you the true path to getting reviews by the bucketful!
So by now, likely you've come across the term or come across about fifty poems or short stories about struggling with it by other people undergoing a stagnant writing phase.
The truth about being a writer, as you already know, is that sometimes it can be a very unrewarding and grueling job. If you've made the transfer from Fanfiction to or……