When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and teeters on the brink of collapse. Its recovery is not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them: the same must be done to the mind responsible.
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Cody Damishatt has it all. Fame? Got it. Good looks? Got it. Money? he got it also. But what happens when he finally meets the girl that has been stalking him for months now? He falls for her.
"You've been very naughty" The girl said as she kneel down to take away the knife she had lodge in my arm. "Go fuck yourself" I spat at her. "Hey watch it, I don't think you want anymore blood coming out of you at this point." Some people believe in graduating school with a high GPA and Honors, while others believe in one thing and one thing only, winning prom Queen or King. Well, lets just say some of them would KILL for this title.
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