The earth shook and the sky burned; a blazing, tumbling ball of glassy rock-carved a white-hot scar through the night sky. Below, superpowers were scattered throughout the world. Not in humans, but in cats. Meanwhile, Jake finds that he can talk to cats and share their superpower. "Stupid Jake, you can't stop me from playing HearthStone anymore! I can time stop now! Meow!" "Stupid Bacon, we share the superpower, and I will stop giving you the allowance!"